Faulty Jeans: Re: Fwd: Would You Run?

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	Top Comments Leave a comment Sidebar Main Re: Fwd: Would You Run? By Ryan, May 4, 2007 I could go on forever about things I hate about e-mails. (Guess what, CalTech! I’m still not interested in you! So stop e-mailing me!) I despise college mail, as I informed the general public in the post Nobody Cares. I fervidly loathe chainletters that tell you that you have to forward this to 37 girls before midnight and make a wish about your favorite college mascot. I detest those annoying messages with more than one “Fwd:” or “Re:” in the subject. I also happen to hate forwarded e-mails where you have to open fortyleven attached e-mails. And I passionately spit upon forwarded e-mails where the whole thing is in a PowerPoint or something that loads in the time it takes to take a nap. But one forwarded e-mail with an ungodly large-sized PowerPoint show caught my attention. The PowerPoint said this: One Sunday morning during a service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying submachine guns. One of the men proclaimed, “Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ, remain where you are.” Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood. He then looked at the preacher and said, “Okay, Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites... now you may begin your service. Have a nice day!” Then the two men walked out. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions about this, but I have to add on or else I look like a blogger who doesn’t have any material. And I’m already a comedian with no material. It’s easy to wear a shirt that supports my favorite Christian radio station. But how many of us, when our faith is truly tested, will actually step up to the plate and do what we know is right? Would you run with the deacons and the congregation, or would you keep your seat? Honestly, I would run. Labels: Challenges, Gems { Posted 9:47 PM \| E-Mail Post \| Edit Post } Comments: 4 Ryan: Yes, the title of this post is a joke. No, Kristin, nothing happened in the world of basketball last night. Nothing at all.* May 4, 2007 9:54 PM Kristin: Oh come on Ryan! I wouldnt run. The only reason is cause Dirk was not feeling well we'll be number 1 next year. May 5, 2007 7:25 PM Ryan: You’re confident. Too confident. May 6, 2007 2:53 PM Kristin: About the Mavs or the bullet thing? Watch them come dead last. If you dont root for the mavs who do u root for? May 6, 2007 5:59 PM Post a Comment « Home Page last modified:				Search Powered by Google Custom Search Admin Tools Create Post Dashboard Edit Posts Edit Template Statistics Faulty Jeans Web Feed View with 89.7 Power FM View with 94.9 KLTY Labels Challenges Dating Holiday Influences Relationships Recent Posts Packing It Up By Ryan, April 23, 2007 Representing By Ryan, April 16, 2007 Popularity By Ryan, April 11, 2007 The Scarlet Letter By Ryan, April 5, 2007 Angel of Light By Ryan, March 18, 2007 Nobody Cares By Ryan, March 2, 2007 Pleasantly Surprised By Ryan, March 1, 2007 The 4x4 Challenge By Ryan, February 23, 2007 What Would Jesus Drive? By Ryan, February 17, 2007 Caught In a Moment By Ryan, February 14, 2007 Archives Links Standing on the Ceiling Life from a different perspective



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